Jokes about skype dating

Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: Reality Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Q: What did the Time Traveler do when he was still hungry after his last bite? Q: What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?

Q: What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?

A: You stay here, I'll go on a head Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? Q: What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?

A: Nacho Cheese Q: What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand? A: Well Armed Q: What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? A: Put it on my bill Q: How does a squid go into battle? Q: Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Q: What do you call the sound a dog makes when it's choking on a piece of its owner's jewelry? Q: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose? Q: How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date? A: To get a tweetment Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: To a disc-o Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because it was not peeling well Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

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