Dating filthy women
Q: What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence? Q: What do you call a sunburnt girl with a yeast infection? Q: What worse than finding out your wife's got cancer? Q: What's the difference between your bonus and your dick? A: So women know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? Boy: "I named my dog after you" Girl: Aww because it's cute.' Boy: "No, because it's a b*tch." Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? Q: What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? A: Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Because when they get too drunk,you can carry them home like a 6pak! A: When the old one expects you to "do your share" Q: Why did God make women?
Q: What is the difference between a woman and the Sun? Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
A: The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman Q: What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?
Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).